Once Upon a Time...
There was a frumpy, middle-aged, pink-haired humanitarian, with chronic ADHD, a bad attitude, an excess of snarkiness and sarcasm, and a deep desire to own a lot of pale pink hoodies. Even though they look really bad with her pasty-white complexion. Nonetheless, she decided that life would be better if she created a website and wrote absolutely inane bullshit on it... and also made some cute products to raise money for her orphanage... and speak in the third person. Is anyone even reading this?????
That woman was Cate Culp.
And auto-carrot decided her name should be Care Cult, and changed her name constantly.
This side quest is a fun creative outlet for me to have some fun, raise some money for my humanitarian projects and simultaneously make all the snarky merchandise my black heart desires.
Usually you can find me designing and building classic Volkswagens, with my super-hot husband, Rodney.
If you'd like to learn more about my orphanage, you can check it out at the MetalMorphosis Charitable Foundation