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Welcome to the Care Cult

If you are a fcked up mix of caring a LOT about some stuff and having not a fck to give, then this is the place for you. We sell stupid stuff that makes people smile because we think smiling is important. We also donate 10% of all our profits to the MetalMorphosis Charitable Foundation so they can send vulnerable kids to school and keep them out of the hands of human traffickers. And we think that's pretty fkn cool. If you don't like spicy language or salty attitudes, we are probably not going to get along.

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Why Choose Us

We make cool stuff

Do you really need anything on this website? Probably not. But if it makes you smile, then it might make someone else smile, and we think smiling is fkn rad. We also work with independent artists, mostly in developing countries, the vast majority of them female. So we're helping artists earn a livable wage.

Is this cheap drop-shipped stuff?

Actually, yes. We do print on demand and drop ship all of our products. Why? Because it reduces waste, and it keeps the prices of our products down. We don't have stale inventory eating into our budget, we aren't throwing out dead stock. We do, however only use quality brands, that we have tried and tested. So, while are products are affordable, the quality is still great.

Charity Commitment

Every single purchase from this website includes an automatic charity component. We donate 10% of all profits to the MetalMorphosis Charitable Foundation, a 501(3)(c) registered charity that funds an orphanage and suite of humanitarian projects designed to minimise the effects of human trafficking.

Just Because

Stop overthinking everything. Buy the stupid t-shirt and have a fkn awesome day.